Just yesterday, I was chatting with one of my friends from back home. Yes Daredevil, It’s you. So ya I was saying? haan and he was telling me all about, how he can’t cook and many people had tried to get him into the kitchen to try it out, and they failed.
So Daredevil aka Apollo (on Hub) gets up so early on a Sunday, I have no idea why and we chat about random stuff as usual and he begins to feel hungry. Then he whines about his mom not being at home, and no restaurant open this early who would serve him breakfast and he’s slowly getting irritated. So I suggested, he make an omelet. And omg he made such an issue about it, “it’s very difficult, have you forgotten I don’t know to cook, there’s nothing easier than breaking an egg but what do I do after that” blah blah blah. I was wondering, if he actually dint know how to cook or was he just lazy?? hmmm
Anyway, it took a lot out of me to convince him to try and make that omelet. It’s no big deal, don’t you think? But that bugga gave me a timeline, asked me to call for help if he dint return in 30 mins. Omg what drama lol. He was back on time and said that he managed to pull it off. lol I’m proud of you Apollo.
And here comes Monday, I was in uni all day, meeting group members regarding assignments, meeting few friends, studying a little and I return home all tired at 9pm thinking i’ll grab a bite and crash. I enter the kitchen and a pot full of rice is burning lol. It’s Alex, who doesn’t know how to cook rice. Poor guy has cooked such a lot of rice, looked like it was a weeks quota (eww lol) and it was all bad now. I felt sorry for the guy, so I offered him some ready to eat mix but he wouldn’t accept. He wanted to cook the rice again and he asked me in his broken English (his mother tongue is Spanish) what had he done wrong. So I explained, less water +high flame. The landlord very politely asked him, if he had the intention of burning down his house lol. It was very funny but I felt really bad for Alex. So I taught him how to cook rice and he thanked me like a zillion times. Anytime Alex!!! Anytime
So if you still don’t get the moral of the story. I’ll spell it out for you. GUYS LEARN TO COOK. Learn to feed yourself once in a while, don’t take your mums, wives, and gf’s for granted. And all the guys who can cook thumbs up.
PS: hahahaha Apollo I dint expect you to find out so quickly lol.
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Wow! That’s the smallest post anyone did in all probablity!
I love cooking (with my microwave oven). What is more,I wanna be a domestic husband!
@Vikas – (Referring to Domestic Husband) You really do? Hmmm now that is something I haven’t heard a guy say. Well, be careful what you wish for!!!
Yea guys u seriously need 2 learn 2 cook…n whoever does please do not forget 2 invite me
….that is only if u have mastered d art of cooking…
Also thank u chidus…by now all those who did not know that i do not know how 2 cook will surely do now!!!!..grrr…but thanxx 4 d tip on d omlette making part…did enjoy d omlette..dunno coz i was feeling very hungry or coz it was tasty…:S
@ Apollo So I guess you fit the bill of a lazy ass. You don’t wanna cook lol. And how dare you call me chidus (meri billi mujhse meow huh).
Hey Dinka, i had left another comment here but it’s missing! I guess there must be some technical error!
It is not the ‘smallest post’ of course. Due to some error I only saw the title when it was first published and hence wrote so in my maiden comment on this post!
Yeah! I really want to be a domestic husband (my Orkut profile also says so)! I have told S (my unrequited love) that I’ll quit my job and become a domestic husband if it clashed with her career! I really want to be all the time in home doing the chores, cooking, mopping the floor etc.